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Stories - Page Three

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Page One

Page Two

Page Three:

October, 2003: Pennsylvania-Bound

November, 2003: Our Weekend to Shine!

February, 2004: Old Orchard Beach, Maine

March, 2004: Old Orchard Beach, Maine
(AKA: "It's Not Endurance if it Doesn't Hurt!")

June, 2004: Zephyr's First Show

July, 2004: Zephyr's First Parade

August, 2004: The Fryeburg 50
(AKA, "Buy a Taller Horse!")

February, 2005: The Barrel

Page Four

Page Five

Pennsylvania-Bound: October, 2003

Kortney, my boss’s 15-year-old daughter, accompanied Zephyr and me to Pennsylvania for Liz Graves’ clinic on gaited horses. She arrived at the barn at 2:25pm on Thursday, and we finished loading the last few items, including Zephyr, in time to pull out of the barnyard at 2:45pm. We had her brother take our picture before we left; sorry you can’t really see Zephyr’s head.

We had almost 8 hours of driving ahead of us before we reached our overnight layover in Wappingers Falls, New York, so we quickly pulled out the Books on CD and started one up. The time passed quickly as we listened to “A Walk in the Woods;” our only interruptions were stops for gas and tolls. We enjoyed the irony of listening to a book about the Appalachian Trail as we drove parallel to it and then crossed the mountains themselves.

We arrived in Wappingers Falls around 11:30pm, and were greeted by Vee (“Horsenaround” on the bulletin boards at HorseCity.com) waving her arms wildly at the end of her driveway. I somehow managed to park the truck and trailer in the only muddy section of her driveway; we unloaded Zephyr and brought him into the round pen without incident. He walked straight to the hay she had placed on the ground and started eating. I topped off his water bucket, and when he heard that he came over and took a big drink.

Kortney and I retired to Vee’s big LQ trailer, and forced ourselves to stay awake long enough to prepare and eat sandwiches and macaroni salad. As soon as we’d choked down the food, though, we crawled up into the gooseneck section and fell asleep. We both slept like logs until my alarm went off at 5:30. It was still dark though, and Zephyr wasn’t calling for his breakfast, so I actually stayed in bed until almost 6:00. Finally, I got up and gave him fresh hay and water, then dumped his grain in a feed pan and peeled his blanket back far enough for me to give him a mini-massage on his shoulders, hips, and the backs of his hind legs. He leaned back into my hands, yawning through his breakfast, telling me how good my hands felt to him.

Vee came out a few minutes later with her little dogs. She turned out the light in my trailer, thinking I’d left it on all night, but then saw me in the gathering dawn light when she turned around. We spoke quietly for a few minutes, then she went in the barn to feed her horses. I followed her after a few more strokes on Zephyr’s shoulders and neck. She gave me an introduction to each of her five horses as they ate breakfast in their stalls, and we talked about their histories and her plans for them. It was a lovely morning, just warm enough not to shiver, and the air embraced us as we stood talking.

Finally I decided to go wake Kortney; it was 6:30am and I’d been planning to leave at 7 but the sky wasn’t even bright yet anyway. Kortney woke slowly but relatively cheerfully, with only a minimum of grumbling about the early hour. She went and used the small shower in the trailer, less to get clean than to wake up. While she showered, I feasted on yogurt and cantelope, and then changed my clothes.

I went out to the round pen to change Zephyr out of his turnout sheet and replace it with his knit-cotton traveling sheet. But he looked so ready to play that I put the sheet back down on the fence and ran across the pen, then stopped, turned, and called to him. He got this look on his face like “OOOH YEAH, let’s play!” and came running at a big trot. I ran around the pen for a while, throwing in lots of changes of direction and complete halts so he’d have to stay alert and think on his feet. He never took his eyes off me; if he’d been a dog he’d have been panting and barking in excitement. Finally I looked over to see Vee and Kortney standing, watching our antics, and realized it was getting to be time to leave. I leaned down and asked for a kiss.

I walked back over to the gate and had already unbuckled Zephyr’s turnout sheet halfway, when I realized we had decided to make a quick trip to Dunkin’ Donuts in Vee’s truck before we left. It was at that moment when he decided he wasn’t done running yet. With both belly straps and leg straps unbuckled, and the chest straps only barely connected, he took off around the round pen in a hand gallop, his mane streaming behind him halfway down his back. I didn’t call to him; I knew he was running from joy and that he wasn’t likely to stop just because I yelled “whoa.” I also knew that if the blanket did slip, he would stop when he felt it on his legs. So instead, I simply waited until he rounded the corner and was headed back towards me, then I stepped backwards and held up my hands in front of me, palms towards him. He changed direction and ran straight at me, stopping with his nose almost touching my hands. I grinned and rubbed his face, very proud of him indeed. Then I re-buckled his blanket and we drove off for our coffee.

When we got back I turned my rig around, then attached his leadrope and handed it to Kortney while I changed his blanket and put his shipping boots on. He loaded without a moment’s hesitation, even though he’d been in the trailer so long the day before.

Vee’s daughter showed up just in time to take a quick picture of us all before we drove away.

Vee was going to lead us to the highway, so we followed her down the driveway and across town. Suddenly, driving down a narrow and winding country road, we rounded a corner and found traffic stopped dead in front of us. I was able to stop the trailer without any trouble, and after a moment, Vee came back and said it looked like an accident had just happened, not even a minute before! She said she’d seen people running from the cars in front of her to the corner, and that she thought she could see a white passenger car and an 18-wheeler off the road. We sat for almost thirty minutes before a burly official-looking man said that there was someone still trapped in the white car, and that all the cars should turn around and go back because it would be a long while before the road was open again. Some cars had already turned around on their own, but there was no way I could turn my rig around without help from the emergency people. For one thing, emergency vehicles kept flying down the road from time to time.

The burly official-looking man said to wait until he told me it was OK; that he would get the cars around me to leave. After a few moments he gave me the go-ahead, so I asked Kortney to get out and keep an eye on all my corners while I turned. I was just pulling my truck’s nose over to the left side of the road when he yelled to Vee, “I thought she was gonna back her rig out of here to the stop light!?” I stopped, confused, and asked him to repeat himself. I knew I could turn here; it might be a 15-point turn instead of a 3-point turn, but I knew I could do it. Why did he want me to back out?

He repeated himself, looking belligerent. I smiled sweetly, quaking in my boots, thinking he wouldn’t let me leave after all if I couldn’t back out. “Oh, I’m sorry, I must have misunderstood you.” Then I pulled into position to back my rig down the wrong side of the road and out of the snarl of traffic. I looked out my passenger window at Kortney. She had a stricken look on her face; I gave her a brave smile and looked backwards out my driver’s window. The burly man shouted the encouraging phrase “just keep your wheels on the white line now, and you’ll be fine” over and over. Both my legs began to shake and my mouth got as dry as paper. Every now and then I would “lose it” quickly, and would have to pull forward to straighten my rig before trying again. I found myself wishing I had a gooseneck trailer; I’ve heard they’re easier to back up.

Almost 400 yards down the road, the burly man had been replaced by another official-looking man. This one seemed more pleasant. He smiled at me and said, “OK, you’re clear of the traffic, you’re OK to turn around here.”

I had been clear of the traffic where I’d started! I could have turned around THERE!

But I smiled at him and said thanks, then backed my trailer as far to the right side of the road as I could. Then cranked the wheel hard to the left, pulled forward and put my truck wheels as far to the left side of the road as I could. I had just put my foot on the brake when the official-looking man said quietly, “I don’t think I’d go any farther than that.” I looked further forward and realized that my wheels weren’t just on the edge of a roadside ditch, as I’d assumed. They were actually on the edge of a ravine! I was practically looking down the side of a mountain!

I just knew, knew with all my heart, that this was one of those moments when my gas pedal would stick. I’ve had the truck for three weeks, and one of the things that I need to get fixed sometime is that when the truck is cold, the gas pedal sometimes refuses to be pressed down without a lot of pressure. I had to seriously force myself to remove my foot from the brake pedal and place it on the gas.

The pedal stuck. The truck rolled gently forward. I closed my eyes, stomped my foot on the gas as hard as I could, and somehow remembered to crank the steering wheel in the direction that would swing the trailer around where I needed it to be. The next time I stopped, the back of the trailer was facing where I’d come from, and I was able to pull forward into the road and complete my turn. Somehow, I’d managed to do it in a 3-point turn instead of the 15 I’d anticipated.

It wasn’t until we were back on the road that Kortney told me what I’d done. When I’d backed down the road, it wasn’t just little passenger cars in the lane next to me; there had been a full-size schoolbus, a flatbed lumber truck, and one of those huge flatbed 18-wheelers with a couple of front-end loaders on it. Apparently, the kids on the school bus had pressed their noses to the glass, admiring Zephyr and exclaiming “she’s gonna back all the way down through here????” Kortney said I deserved a good-driving award. I felt like I deserved a good long soak in a hot tub, and maybe a beer. Instead, I just downed a 24-ounce bottle of water in about a minute flat.

When we got to the highway, we waved goodbye to Vee and started up our CD of “A Walk in the Woods” again. Our next 8 hours passed without incident, and we arrived at Crooked Creek Horse Park at 4:30 in the afternoon. This is basically what we saw, although this picture was taken the next day from the top of the grandstand.

We drove down the row...

...and stopped at the last barn, where we were greeted by two women and a teenage girl, all smiling broadly and waving.

We hopped out for introductions and hugs before parking and unloading. The first woman was Joanna, one of the event’s organizers, and “Joanna” on the GaitedHorse.net bulletin boards. Kortney and I would be staying at her house for the next two nights. The other woman was Pam (“Twila” on GaitedHorses.net), and she was accompanied by her 14-year-old daughter Dena. Dena and Kortney became friends immediately.

 

We settled Zephyr into a stall and gave him hay and water.

I decided to take him out for a short ride to stretch his legs. Once aboard, I halfway wished I’d lunged him first! With just the slightest touch of my legs, he was threatening to buck! I got him most of the way through that pretty easily, and rode around the barns for a little under a half-hour. When I came back to the trailer, I noticed that a boy of about 12 years old had latched onto Kortney and Dena, following them around like a shadow. His 6 year old brother drifted back and forth between them and his parents. At least, I assume he was with his parents the rest of the time… I didn’t really see where he went.

I met the new arrivals. There was Kate (“SeesSpots” from GaitedHorses.net) and her husband Zeke, Holly (“Holly” from GaitedHorses.net) and her husband Jeff, and several others.

It was around 7pm and the sky was getting dark when our little group coalesced and decided it was time to leave for dinner at the restaurant. I went over to the truck, pulled on the door handle, and with a sickening feeling realized it was locked and my keys weren’t in my pocket. I leaned my face against the window, straining to see, and was just able to pick out the edge of my keys sticking out from under my yellow jacket, in the middle of the bench seat.

“ARGH! Who locked the truck? I didn’t lock the truck. Kortney, did you lock the truck?” She had not. After some discussion, we decided that when Kortney was in the backseat getting herself a snack, the boys had been gathered around her and had leaned on the door, locking it with an elbow.

No worries, Joanna’s husband is 5 minutes away and is a mechanic. He has a ‘slim jim’ for unlocking doors when people lock their keys in. He came right over, but after 5 minutes, did not hold out much (any, really) hope of success.

No worries, I have US Rider, the equestrian motor plan. They could come unlock the truck while we were at the restaurant. I called out to borrow a cell phone, then walked to the window sticker to get the phone number, since my membership card was in my wallet, also in the truck.

No phone number was listed, just a web site. ARGH!

After an unsuccessful attempt to get the number from directory assistance, Joanna, Kortney, Dena and I hopped in her Blazer to go to her house and get the number from the website. When I logged onto their website and clicked on Contact Us, all I found was the number for the administrative offices. They were closed, but I reached for a pen as the voicemail said “If you’re calling for roadside assistance…”

I banged my head on the desk as the recorded woman finished her sentence with “…please hang up and dial the number on the back of your membership card!”

Joanna still wasn’t without hope. She wouldn’t let me call a locksmith; she grabbed the phone and started calling her friends to find out if any of them had AAA and could come pretend they’d been driving with me when it happened. After two or three unsuccessful calls, someone beeped through on the other line. It was her husband Jeff, calling to report that the truck was unlocked. It was slightly broken, but unlocked. I was 17 hours from home; I didn’t care what was broken, as long as the truck would still run!

When we got there, Jeff and Zeke were full of apologies. They’d gotten the back side window popped open enough to put an arm in, and unlocked the door with a dressage whip, but as they did so, the arm that locks the window in the open position broke. The window could still be locked shut, but not open. But I was 17 hours from home; I didn’t care what was broken, as long as the truck would still run!

Dinner was good but I think I slept through it. We arrived back at the house and I stayed up as long as I could, chatting, but finally crashed onto my air mattress somewhere around midnight or one. Kortney had crashed hours earlier.

Zephyr didn’t get his breakfast until after 7:30 on Saturday morning. I tried to get up earlier, but I was just too tired. Besides, I didn’t know my way back to the Horse Park so I had to wait and follow Joanna. Zephyr didn’t seem upset about the wait though. While he ate, I wandered over to introduce myself to Liz, our clinician. We had talked on the phone once, and emailed back and forth a few times. I’d sent her links to pictures of Zephyr, and also to my website for the Rhythm Beads, and she’d apparently been really looking forward to meeting me. She smiled pleasantly when I asked if she was Liz Graves, but when I introduced myself, she grinned widely and grabbed me in a bear hug! Then as soon as she let go, she grabbed me again! That was a relief; I’d been just dying to meet her too!

Kortney and I walked Zephyr back and forth along the dirt road that ran around the barns, trying to loosen him up a little after his long ride and night in the stall. Finally it was time for the clinic to start; we put him back in his stall and brought our canvas chairs to the indoor arena. The outdoor arena was too muddy.

We realized moments later that we would need much more clothing; even though the sun wasn’t out, the air inside the shaded indoor arena was much colder than the air outside. We stuck it out as long as we could though, because we were interested in the discussion of biomechanics that Liz was running through on a couple different horses. Finally, we decided to tack Zephyr up and begin his warmup, since I would be in the second pair of riders. Here are some pictures someone took while I was out warming him up, and which I was able to get copies of:

Zephyr’s warmup went about the same as the night before. He acted as if he’d like nothing more than to buck. I just rode him around for a while at a walk, asking little of him, just getting his muscles warmed up and letting him look at the scenery. Eventually, I decided he was ready to start moving faster. I was able to trot him a few times, but when I asked him to canter, he wouldn’t stay in it. I wasn’t concerned about that because his trot is how I can always judge how he feels; he was feeling great. I started to work a bit on his slow intermediate gait. I was really looking forward to Liz telling me what gait this was! I suspected it was a flatwalk, which I had been told was a slow running walk, and I was dying to know if I was right.

Finally it was our turn to go in the arena. We entered with a woman named Maria and her champagne-colored horse. Zephyr and I went first. I hopped off while Liz looked his saddle over to see if it fit. She concluded that it fit very well, but she did tighten the back part of the v-rigging to make it just a tad better. She loved my saddle! She brought everyone over to look at it more closely, explaining that the stirrups were hung in just the right place, that the panels were flared nicely, and that the back of the saddle was held in place nicely by the v-rigging. I was very happy to hear that she approved!

Then I got back on, a tad ungracefully I’m afraid, and we walked off. After a couple turns around the arena, she asked me to step him up into his intermediate gait. It turned out that the gait I thought was a flatwalk WAS a flatwalk, but that it wasn’t anything particularly unique to gaited horses. Liz said that all horses should have a flatwalk, that it was nothing more than nicely marching along. But she did see him moving in and out of a foxwalk, which is basically a really slow foxtrot! She said that was great, that his conformation told her this was the intermediate gait that he should be doing.

I’d have to watch the video again that Kortney took, but I have been told that from the moment I started riding Zephyr around the arena, Liz had been commenting to the crowd about how much she liked him. After a few minutes of watching his gaits, she asked me if she could ride. I said of course she could, I’d been hoping she would! Practically as soon as she was in the saddle, Liz started talking about how she’d like him to come visit her. After a few minutes of riding him, she got a really cute look on her face, turned to me, smiled, and started to speak. “I’ll trade you a… I’ll trade you one of my books for this horse.” It was all she had with her. I laughed, knowing she wasn’t serious, but taking it for the compliment that it was.

She worked with him for a few moments, asking him to lift his head higher and stick his nose out a little, trying to promote the head nod that he’d need for his foxwalk. She was making a bit of progress by the time she had me get back on. I was a little more graceful about it this time, thank heavens!

I was able to get him to flatwalk and foxwalk almost immediately, but he still kept falling back and forth between the two. At one point when he was foxwalking back towards the crowd, someone commented to me that it looked pretty comfortable. I said it was, and offered to let them ride him later to feel it. Liz, who was talking to an audience member at the other end of the arena, looked up and yelled “don’t you be offering rides on my horse, they have to ask ME now, not YOU!” I laughed again, knowing she wasn’t serious, but AGAIN taking it for the huge compliment that it was.

We were almost finished my session when she brought up the subject of the Rhythm Beads he wore around his neck. She told the crowd that anyone who rode outside should have a set! That they were good for warning animals and hunters that you were there, and that they were just so much fun, with the pendants and all. As if she hadn’t done enough, she then said “Other people make these, sure they do. I have a set someone else made. But Sharon’s are the crème de la crème! Nobody else is making them with these pendants, nobody else is making them out of glass, wood, or semiprecious stones. These, folks, are awesome!” From the moment I left the arena, I was besieged by folks wanting to pick out beads and pendants for their own set of Rhythm Beads.

I wasn’t really able to get back into the arena to watch any more clinics that day, but I did take Zephyr out and handwalk him a few times.

When we all got back to Joanna’s house for supper, there was a party raging. I got a couple people to help me bring in my 45-gallon tote with all my beading supplies, then I fetched Liz so she could figure out what she wanted to order. She ended up not being able to decide, so she ordered two necklaces and a cinch shoo-fly. Once that was taken care of, I started in on my orders. Good thing I had a small army gathered around me, begging to help. I had over a dozen necklaces to make, and it was already after 8pm!

Everybody got involved. Zeke put rings on the bells, and about six other people finished necklaces that I started the patterns for. I was amazed at how willing everyone was to help. They knew I’d driven 17 hours one way and needed my sleep, and they knew I needed their help. People really got a kick out of doing their own! They faded out one by one though, and by the time I finished at 2:30, only Pam (Twila) was still going strong. She was an angel, pushing me when I couldn’t keep my eyes open.

Instead of trying to clean up the mess I’d made, I simply moved my air mattress to the other room and slept under the pool table. I awoke five minutes later to discover that it was almost 8am.

Zephyr didn’t get his breakfast until 9am. And ten minutes later, I came into the stall with his saddle over my arm. Even as good-natured as he is, I was still surprised when he didn’t give me an attitude when I put the saddle on as he ate his hay! I had to hurry because today we were in the first pair, not the second. I cinched him up loosely and let him eat for another minute while I got myself ready, then I bridled him, tightened his cinch, and began warming him up along the dirt roads around the barn. He was better than the day before; not as much threatening to buck. I decided I’d better get right over to the arena because there were already some other horses waiting outside.

Liz actually ended up working with another horse first, on some bending and suppling exercises. While I waited, I parallel-parked Zephyr next to the last set of chairs. I was proud that he didn’t move a muscle for the half hour we stood there… a lot of the other horses we saw that weekend would move around and whinny to the other horses, but he just stood there quietly. He wasn’t asleep, but he kept his feet still while he watched the goings-on. At one point I even stretched out sideways across the saddle in order to stretch my back out, and he still just stood there.

When she got to him, Liz said right off that she’d been thinking about him as she lay in bed the night before, and that she’d decided to change him out of his Wonder Bit after all. She put him in an eggbutt-cheeked Billy Allen, then I hopped on. Once I realized I was supposed to hold my hands very still and let him bump against them as he nodded his head, I was able to get a foxwalk fairly consistently! I rode around for quite a while, practicing, while Liz talked to the crowd, took questions, and checked on our progress from time to time. All too soon, our turn was over.

It started to get sunnier as the day progressed.

Here are Holly and Joanna warming up for their turns in the arena:

Closeup of Joanna’s new necklace for Baylee:

Liz working with one of the other horses (the lighting was very poor and doctoring the picture didn't work too well):

All too soon, it was after 6pm and definitely time to start for home. I made sure to get a picture with Liz before we left.

Our only consolation about leaving was that we were boarding Zephyr overnight in the same barn that was hosting the horses from White Stallion Productions (The World Famous Lipizzan Stallions)! We made the 4.5 hour drive to our layover in Bloomsburg, PA, without incident. When we arrived, the Lipizzan people were still there. There were about ten of them and as we pulled in they were all climbing into the cab of the semi truck that hauled their enormous horse van. Kortney and I mused that there must be three rows of bench seats in there.

They pulled out of the parking lot a moment later and we went in to bed Zephyr down for the night. This is the barn aisle:

We weren’t able to get pictures of any of the stallions that night because it was too dark in the barn. We left for our hotel pretty quickly, and when we got there it took me forever to park the rig to my satisfaction! I was so tired I just couldn’t get it right. I ended up parking along the side of the lot, with my tires right next to the grass where I wanted them, but it took me way too long to do. The whole time, we were watched by several bunny rabbits. If you look hard you can see one at the center of this picture:

We checked in to the hotel at 11:50 and asked where we could eat. The restaurant right next door closed at midnight and was no longer seating people, but we were starving so we crossed the divided highway and walked down the road a bit to the truck stop. Oddly, those little bunny rabbits were everywhere! It was impossible to walk along without scaring them out of our way. We were so tired that we found ourselves half-running through the darkness, hugging ourselves in the cold air, making bunny faces and joking about how we would probably come back to find that the truck had been scratched up by revengeful bunny claws!

The restaurant was warm, and there were coin-operated TVs at all the tables. For the heck of it we started ours up. Somehow, out of twenty channels, we managed to pick one that had horses in it a few minutes later. Weird.
Our salads were tasty, but soon our eyes were drifting shut. We paid and headed back to the hotel. The truck wasn’t scratched up; we grabbed our bags and headed up to our room. As tired as we were, neither one of us wanted to go to sleep without seeing a bit of the video Kortney had made of our sessions! the air in the room was very cold and the heater didn’t seem to be working, so we curled up on my bed under the covers to watch it, then went to bed afterwards.

In the morning, it was pretty hard to drag ourselves out of bed. We got down to the lobby to find the Lipizzan people at the tables down there eating the Continental Breakfast. There wasn’t much being offered though so we just went out to the truck.

As we walked across the lot, we passed the big semi truck that the Lipizzan people came in. I was putting my bags in the truck when a man climbed down from the big truck cab and waved at us. I took the opportunity to walk over and introduce myself, of course! He recognized my truck from the night before. His name was Richard, and he was the driver. This truck was usually just for him, but the bus for the riders and grooms had broken down, so he’d had to bring half the group along to take care of the horses. Apparently there were no other seats in the back; they’d all been smooshed onto his bed for the trip!

Kortney came over then and we visited for a moment, but then headed back over to the barn. We got Zephyr ready to go and shortly after we had him on the trailer, Richard and the riders showed up again. They hooked up their truck to the horse van and began to clean out the stalls inside. There were five rows, and each was three horses wide.

We went back inside with Richard and he walked us along the rows of horses, introducing us to them and telling us a little about them. This one was our favorite, he’s actually an Andalusian.

These were a few of the others. Some of them wouldn’t stand still enough for pictures!

After we left, there wasn't much that happened of particular note. Unless, of course, you count having passed THIS a few times. There were two of them, traveling at about 25mph down the highway. We passed them once, then stopped for lunch and had to pass them again afterwards. In case you're wondering, YES, it was indeed longer than your normal flatbed truck. Probably twice as long.

Monday's part of the drive took 12.5 hours. We drove into the barnyard at 9:30 pm and all we did was drop Zephyr off and unhook the truck. It rained the next day, and snowed the day after that, and last night I was too tired, so neither the truck nor the trailer has been unloaded yet.

We leave in two weeks for the Equine Affaire. I may just leave everything where it is.

Our Weekend to Shine: November, 2003

Kortney got out of school at noon on Thursday and met me at the barn. I was still hooking up the trailer when she arrived, because I’d had a few errands to run after I left work. We pulled out at 2:00 pm.

The trip was uneventful, other than an unintentional detour that we took while attempting to get gas in Southern Maine. I got off the Turnpike at an exit that said there was gas, but the signs were deceptive… we drove for almost ten minutes before we got to the gas station! I was really ripped, and even more so because I had to pay a toll to get back on the Turnpike. Oh well, lessons learned, don’t get off at that exit again.

We arrived at the Equine Affaire (located at the Eastern States Exposition) around 7:30 or so. I’ve been there many times but everything looked different in the dark and it didn’t help that I was totally unfamiliar with the ‘backside’ operations!

Please refer to the map below (E Barn is in red at the far right, and our camping area is off the map behind it.)

Even with a map, we drove around (and around, and around) for a long while, looking for a way to get to Barn C so we could check in at the office and get our stall assignments. At one point we turned into a road that looked like it should lead to the barn, but it got skinny mighty quick! There were campers along both sides, and trucks pulled diagonally in front of them, making the road really narrow. I carefully squeezed between two F550s, and then suddenly realized that this road was nothing more than a dead-end camping area.

This picture was taken later that night, from the nose of Josh Lyons' camper, looking back towards the main road. By this time, the second F550 had been moved... but you can see the first one parked almost in the center of the picture. The one that is missing was parked almost directly opposite, sticking out into the road.

Kortney spotted a group of people standing a bit down the row from us, and suggested that I ask “that guy in the hat” where we were and how to get to our barn.

I pulled forward a bit more and called him over; as he walked towards us in the dark, I made note of the young, brown-haired man’s clean black cowboy hat, nice jacket, and expensive-looking chinks. When he got to the window I asked if he knew how to get to Barn C; he didn’t. I said in a defeated, resigned voice, “this is a dead-end, isn’t it.”

He grunted, “yup.”

“I’m going to have to back out, aren’t I.”

Another grunt. “Yup. You any good at it?”

Kortney laughed, remembering our adventure in Pennsylvania. “She’s great at it.” Then she hopped out and took position on my right flank. I asked the man if he’d watch the other side for me.

As I’d been talking, I’d been looking at him more closely. His jacket had some embroidery on the left side of his chest… it was Josh Lyons’ signature… Slightly embarrassed, I said, “are you Josh?” He grunted, “yup.”

I didn’t want to seem like a star-struck ninnyhammer. “Hmm, I see. Well, thanks for your help, I appreciate the extra eyes.” With that, I put the truck in reverse and waited for him to walk back to the trailer. I managed to squeeze back through the worst of the congestion, then stopped and said to him “I’ve got hundreds of friends online at HorseCity.com who are waiting to hear how our trip to the Equine Affaire went… they’ll kill me if I don’t get your autograph while I’ve got you here… do you mind?”

He agreed but then I couldn’t find any paper for a minute!! I would have given $20 for a program booklet right then. Finally I found a plain sheet of notebook paper and a pen, and he signed a note for me. I don’t recall what he said right now (nothing profound), but I know he made it out to “Sharon and Zephyr” and signed it “Josh Lyons and Taz.” (The autograph is at home, I'll scan it in when I get a chance and add it to the story.)

As we backed out of the camping area, I noticed that the two campers on the very end had signs in the window. Andrea, the woman who had rented the campers our group was staying in, had said that we were camped in the first two campers in the first camping area, under the power lines. Based on that description, I guessed that these two were ours. We didn’t stop to check, though, because we wanted to get Zephyr settled in.

We finally found Barn C and went in to get our stall assignment off the office door. I had reserved a tack stall but the list only had me down for one stall! I was pretty mad, since I really didn’t want to lug hay and shavings, let alone tack, back and forth from the trailer for four days. The trailer parking area was halfway across campus! Anyway, the list said we had stall 99 in E Barn, so off we went to try to find it. Another 20 minutes passed, easy, before we arrived… we found out later that we’d been very close to it several times, but had turned the wrong way.

We walked in and found Zephyr’s stall; it was smack dab in the middle of the barn, on a corner right next to the big center aisle. I quickly decided that the hay would go along that wall and everyone would just have to put up with it! We carried in the hay, and all three bales of shavings. We laid all the shavings down at once because the floor was concrete and I wanted Zephyr to feel comfortable enough to lay down and rest his legs. I hadn’t expected a concrete floor; if I had known, I would have brought an extra bale to replace what I would remove when I mucked it out.

We tucked him in with hay, grain, and a full bucket of fresh water, then set off to park the trailer. We got a pretty good spot for it, closer to the barn than we’d expected but still a good five minute walk. We decided to load the tack into the truck so we’d have it right with us, and could drive the truck right up to the barn whenever I wanted to ride.

The campers were actually pretty close to the trailer, and they had left room in front for me to park. I was right, the sign in the window announced that they were the temporary home of the Downeast Border Riders. We knocked on the first trailer but no one was there. After sitting down to relax for a few minutes, we decided to go put gas in the truck and get a few simple groceries. That trip was uneventful, and we returned to find that nobody was home, still. We finally realized that they were all at the Pfizer Fantasia, which normally runs from 8-10:30 or so. Nobody had told me which camper we’d be in, so we decided to just unload our stuff into the first camper and move it later if we’d guessed wrong. Then we set off to take Zephyr out for a walk.

He had settled in pretty well but had left his grain half-eaten in favor of his hay. He certainly was happy to get out and walk around! Even though it was late at night, everything was brightly lit. I expected him to spook at shadows now and then but he didn’t seem concerned. We strolled down the row of buildings towards the Coliseum, hoping to get close enough to the doors that he could hear the applause. He’d never been exposed to applause before, and I was a little worried how he’d react in his clinics on Saturday and Sunday. But I figured we had plenty of time before then, to work on it.

The Coliseum door at the Stroh Building end was wide open; that’s the door a lot of the performers exit through. The door guard agreed to allow us to stand there, as long as we got out of the performers’ way when they needed to come through. I took a good hold on the lead rope as the first act ended, expecting Zephyr to at least jump in place when the crowd cheered.

The crowd cheered. Zephyr bopped me in the arm with his nose, totally ignoring the music and applause, asking me why we were standing still when we could be walking around exploring. Kortney and I laughed. We tried for another twenty minutes to desensitize him to the crowd, but he just wasn’t paying attention. He kept bopping me with his nose, trying to get me to walk away. The only thing he reacted to was the Mounted Shooting; he flinched in place and looked into the arena. Finally we relented, and I spent a while running back and forth behind the row of buildings and letting him stretch his legs beside me.

We went back to the barn around 9:30 or so, and hung out there for a little while. When we got back to the campers our group had returned, and they told us we’d have to move our stuff to the other camper. Oh well, no big deal. It didn’t take us long to settle in and fall asleep.

On Friday morning we got up early, showered, and headed to the barn at 7:00 to take care of Zephyr. I was pleased to see that he had laid down. While we were there I asked our neighbors, who had a tack stall, if they had room for a saddle stand. They said sure and even gave me the second key to the lock! I was, of course, thrilled and offered to pay them, but they refused.

By 8:15 we were on our way over to the Better Living Center to find the booth where my stuff would be sold. I was able to get an Exhibitors’ Pass for myself, and Kortney was able to come in with me once she had her 3-day armband. We dropped the Rhythm Beads off in the Running Bear Farm booth but Teddy wasn’t there yet, and I had also forgotten some things, so we headed back to the truck to get them. We didn’t get back until almost 9:00. I was still tagging and hanging my stuff when the trade show’s doors opened. By 9:05 I’d sold Hunting Season Necklaces to two different people! I’d only brought five of that design so Teddy and I decided I’d need to make more that night. Finally I got everything tagged and displayed, and Kortney and I headed off to do some shopping at around 10:00.

I had planned to go to Josh Lyons’ session on lead changes at 11:30, but when we got there, he was taking an awful long time to warm up to the subject. I did get one picture, but my digital camera doesn't do action shots well.

Our wallets got antsy-pants before too long so we took off to shop some more. So much to see, so little time! That first day, I bought a set of Beta Biothane split reins to match my headstall, a pair of SSG neoprene winter gloves, a custom stall sign for Zephyr (green and yellow, of course), and a rain sheet that was in a half-price bin. The rain sheet was marked Pony but the saleslady assured me that size fit her 14.2h Arab… I asked if it would fit a horse that wore a 68-72” blanket, and she said yes.

When I stopped back at the Running Bear booth to check on my necklaces, the other three Hunting Season necklaces were gone but only one traditional necklace had sold. I was a little surprised, but decided there were still two full shopping days to go.

We got Zephyr tacked up during the late afternoon, and headed over to find the show farrier so he could put two missing nails back in his shoes. He also tightened the cliniches on all the other nails. These are only Zephyr’s second set of shoes; the first set was last summer. Since he’s so new to shoes, he didn’t behave that well for my farrier. So I expected him to try to pull his foot away from this farrier as well. But I guess there was enough to look around at that he was too distracted to complain… he actually did very well. We attracted a small crowd of onlookers who commented on various things from his plastic horseshoes, to his mane, to his necklace. Many, with confused expressions, asked what breed he was. In fact that was the most common question we got all weekend. People would stare at him with increasingly quizzical expressions, until they finally couldn’t stand it and had to ask what he was. The farrier didn’t charge me anything, wasn’t that nice of him?

I rode for a while behind the buildings. He behaved pretty well but wanted to run! It took me a while to calm him down enough that he would trot relaxed. Then I was able to work him on the foxwalk a little. He did all right with that, better on the pavement than the grass but pretty well nonetheless. We put him back in his stall, grabbed some supper, and headed to the camper to make some necklaces. We were able to get five more Hunting Season necklaces done before we ran out of bells in that size. Then Kortney went to bed and I went back to the barn to check on Zephyr. In spite of the noise from the rest of the barn, he was laying down sleeping when I got there. I went in quietly, and was able to snuggle against him for a while. Every now and then he’d turn his head and nuzzle me… man I love that. Then he got an itchy spot on his belly so he rolled away from me onto his side and together we scratched at it. I’d have been happy to spend the whole night with him like that, but he decided to get up and see if I’d left anything in his bucket. Since he was up anyway I took him out for another walk/trot. I wished there was a paddock for me to turn him loose for a few minutes but there wasn’t, so we just ran along together. Eventually I put him back in his stall and went back to the camper for the night.

I woke up at 5 on Saturday but forced myself back to sleep until 6. Zephyr was scheduled for a massage with Andrea at 7:15, so I let Kortney sleep in and just told Andrea to go get her when she wanted to head over. The massage went great; Andrea said that Zephyr was much more supple and loose than the great majority of horses she worked on. Even his tense spots (his poll and some areas of his butt) were loose compared to most horses. I was thrilled to hear that; it meant that he wasn’t getting stiff and sore from all the work we’d been doing with his new gaits.

It was almost 9 before the massage was over, and I had to rush over to the Better Living Center to tag and display my new necklaces. But Andrea said Zephyr needed to be walked for a few minutes, so we threw on the new rain sheet (way too small, dangit!) and Kortney walked him while I headed in to set up my stuff.

By 9:30, I was starting to wonder where Kortney was. I wasn’t actually concerned, but I was wondering. She’d known that Kate and Zeke (friends from GaitedHorses.net) were supposed to meet us, and she’d been excited about that, so I was surprised that she was taking her sweet time getting there. But I was too busy with customers to really put much thought into it.

I don’t know what time it was when I saw Kortney heading my way through the crowd. She looked upset. As she came up next to me I saw that she was crying. Through her tears she said that Zephyr had fallen and was hurt.

I immediately dropped my stuff onto the table and told the cashier that I had an emergency and had to leave. As we power-walked through the building, I could see she was really upset so I put my arm around her and hugged her close, telling her that I wasn’t mad, that it wasn’t her fault, and that he would be fine. I tried to find out what had happened, but the shock was really starting to hit her. She was sobbing but I was able to piece together that he’d fallen somehow and hurt his knees, and there was blood but not an excessive amount.

As we left the building we ran into Comanche and her family. Of course they asked what was wrong, so as we ran by I said there had been an accident and they were welcome to come along if they wanted. They did.

We arrived at E Barn to find several people standing outside his stall. One was an Equine Affaire employee, who reported that the vet had been called at Kortney’s request and that he would be there shortly. I opened the stall door and was relieved to see that although there were big patches of hair missing from both knees, there was a very limited amount of blood and no heat or swelling. I took him out of the stall to reassess in better light, and the rest of the onlookers agreed that it really wasn’t bad.

Kortney was still really upset and couldn’t talk, so the employee filled me in on what had happened. She assured me that Kortney had done everything right. Apparently as soon as it happened she had brought him to the office in C Barn and asked them to call the vet. Then they sent her over to E Barn to put him in his stall; when she got there, she asked the people down the row to help her. It wasn’t until she knew he was safely in his stall and had people to watch him that she came to get me. For a young girl with so little horse experience, I am so proud and impressed with her response to an emergency situation!!

My phone rang shortly after that; Kate and Zeke had gone to the Running Bear Farm booth and had been told about the accident. They were trying to find us and needed directions. When they got there, they helped me decide that we probably didn’t need the vet after all, and that antibiotic ointment would be enough. The E.A. employee radioed the office to say that the vet wasn’t needed and we left to get the first aid kit from the truck. When we got back, the employee said the vet had come anyway, and had looked at Zephyr and agreed that his care wasn’t required. It was nice of him to do that!

I wiped his scrapes with Betadine and applied Corona ointment. He pulled away a little bit, probably because the cold ointment was a harsh shock to his tender skin, but his reaction was much better than it might have been. We didn’t even bother to halter him.

Afterwards Kortney and I headed over to watch the Cavalry Mounted Shooting, but they were finished when we got there so we just explored the Young Building for the rest of the hour before Liz Graves’ first clinic session. I found a decal for my truck, a gold-colored foxtrotter. Wrong breed, right gait. Oh well, it will look pretty against the dark blue paint.

We sat with Kate and Zeke for Liz’s morning session. It was very good, even though it wasn’t new to us. It was a repeat of the same things we’d learned in Pennsylvania. As we sat there, Kate whispered that the man in front of Zeke looked really familiar, and she almost wondered if it was Stoney from GaitedHorses.net. Zeke leaned forward and asked if his name was Stoney, and it was! We all chatted quietly for the rest of the session, commenting on the different horses and techniques she was showing.

Here's Liz, marking different points on a horse's body and explaining why his conformation dictates that he perform a particular gait (running walk, I think):

At 1:00 when the session ended, I was scheduled to meet up with the rest of the HorseCity.com board buddies, but had to delay that a moment so we could get a picture of me, Kate, and Stoney – we all post on the boards at GaitedHorses.net and had been ordered to get a group photo.

The HorseCity buddies weren’t hard to find; they were the largest group of people out there and I recognized a few of them. Unfortunately, just as I got there and said hello, my cell phone rang. It was Louis and Traci, who were waiting out by the ticket pavilion and needed me to bring them their tickets. I had to excuse myself to meet them, but I was back in a couple minutes and we took a picture.

Here we are (left to right): Charmergirl, lja1, Tractorman, Horsenaround, Zephyr's Mom, Goldentoes, Nikki, Comanche, Horseshoe Princess.

Everyone loved the shirts! The front said *proud to be a horsecity.com board buddy* and below that it said 2003 MA Equine Affaire Reunion. (Rattusratt did the cartoon for me. Thanks Ratts!!) Horsenaround asked everyone to sign the back of hers with a permanent marker; nobuddy else felt comfortable doing that because they were afraid the ink would run in the wash.

We all had different things we wanted to go do, so unfortunately we weren’t able to visit. I had a necklace for Lja1 (Laura) that I’d forgotten to get from the truck that morning, but first I had to meet back up with Louis and Traci, so Laura just tagged along for a few minutes. It took me longer than it should have to find Louis and Traci because of a slight misunderstanding, but finally we found each other. The barn was on the way to the truck so we all went there to check on Zephyr, then Louis and Traci went off to shop while I got the necklace for Laura and changed my clothes in preparation for a warmup ride.

While we were tacking up, Louis called me to ask how many necklaces had been on display. I told him 33 originally, but that 6 had sold the first day. He reported that there was only one left! Of course I was thrilled, but I had to wonder in the back of my mind whether that could possibly be accurate! They had sold so slowly the day before that I wasn’t convinced they’d sold out. I figured I’d just check in later to see what had happened.

That afternoon’s warmup went better than the day before; Zephyr foxwalked happily up and down the road behind the buildings. He wasn’t as antsy to run as he had been on Friday. I made sure to tell everyone who looked at his knees that he was fine; he’d fallen but there was no swelling or heat. I was so worried that people would think I was a horrible person for riding him in that condition!

I rode until 2:00 or so; the clinic wasn’t until 4:00 so we loosened his cinch, put his halter on, tied him where he could reach his hay and water but couldn’t roll, and went to find some lunch. While we were there we checked in at the Running Bear Farm booth, and found out that four necklaces were unaccounted for and presumed stolen. Their combined value totaled almost $150; I was so mad. Teddy said she felt really bad and would split the loss with me. It wasn't the money that made me angry though, it was all the work I'd put into those necklaces. Whoever took them would not value the effort spent to make them.

When we went back to Zephyr's stall we discovered that he’d gotten his lead rope stuck behind his water bucket. I was pleased (but not surprised) to note that instead of thrashing around and fighting it, he’d apparently just stood and waited for help (the water bucket was still full to the brim so he couldn’t have been fighting against it). One more example of why it’s important to teach your horse to give to pressure and to tie well.

At about 3:30 I took him back out to continue warming up for the clinic. It was cold and very windy; I had a quarter sheet on over his butt and my lap, and I wore several layers of clothing. Kortney took the sheet and my coat from me as I entered the ring, but within a few moments I could tell that I would still be too hot. I was wearing PolyPro thermal pants and shirt, cotton riding tights, a thin cotton turtleneck, and a fleece vest. As soon as they closed the big door, the air started to get thick and hot.

Liz introduced herself and named the horses’ breeds. Then she called me out to the middle to talk about the importance of saddle fit, and to show how a good saddle should fit. She also talked about the importance of using a bit that will work well with the horse’s mouth shape. Finally, at my request, she told the crowd that he’d fallen on the pavement and skinned his knees, but that he was fine and they shouldn’t worry about him. Then she asked me if she could ride. Of course I said yes!

Here's Liz riding Zephyr:

She told the crowd that Zephyr was an interesting case because in spite of his half-RMH bloodlines, he was built to perform a foxtrot. She also said that he was new to gaiting and therefore was only at the foxwalk stage. She trotted him a bit to wake him up, and then slowed that down into a foxwalk.

Surprisingly, he kept breaking into a trot. It occurred to me that since he couldn’t hear his feet, maybe he was having trouble finding the gait! Liz didn’t seem concerned or annoyed though; she remarked to the crowd that she had seen him a month ago and he was progressing well. (It was actually two weeks ago, so that means he’s actually doing better than she thinks.)

I went over to her suitcase and grabbed a roll of bright vetwrap, knowing that she would want to mark his diagonal legs so people could see what he was doing better. She did, and then she had me get on and demonstrate a hard trot and a foxwalk. Afterwards we stood at the gate end while she worked with the other two horses. I really didn’t hear that much of this part because people kept coming up to the fence and talking to me! Most of them wanted to know what breed he was, what type of saddle I had, or where I’d gotten his necklace.

Finally, around 5:00, Liz called us all out and had us ride around the rail at the same time, showing the differences between the gaits.

At this point Zephyr was getting a bit pokey and I was wishing I had my spurs! It seemed like he would either walk (slowly) or trot, but not foxwalk. I was a bit peeved with him actually, but tried to remember that he couldn’t hear his feet, it was hot, and he was probably bored to death. In fact, at one point while he’d been waiting, he’d actually fallen asleep and Kortney swears she saw him wobble a little as he stood there!

Traci had the digital camera, Louis had the 35mm camera, and Kortney had the digital camcorder. Kate, Zeke, and Stoney were also in the crowd. But because of the poor lighting, we didn’t get more than a couple halfway-decent photos between all of us! Goldentoes stopped by for a few minutes and we chatted quietly through the fence while I waited for my turn.

I needn’t have worried about Zephyr’s reaction to the crowd’s applause at the end. One of the other horses freaked out anyway and took off across the ring. The second horse got really alert and scanned the crowd. Zephyr just opened one eye and shifted his weight to the other hind leg.

I was both pleased and annoyed that as soon as we got outside, Zephyr executed a flawless foxwalk all the way back to the barns. I was pleased because that meant he was feeling OK, but annoyed because he hadn’t strutted his stuff in the arena! I vowed that the next day I’d work him on the grass, for as long as it took until he was able to foxwalk without hearing his footsteps.

As soon as Kortney and I put Zephyr away, we met Louis and Traci back at the Mallory Building. After a quick bite to eat, I stopped at one of the vendors there and bought a collapsible canvas wheelbarrow for the trailer and a triple-hook bridle bag to carry necklaces in when I go to trade shows. Traci left to find her daughter and her friend, and get in line for the show. Their seats weren’t with ours.

Here's a very tired Kortney at dinner that night, wearing her new hat:

Kortney, Louis and I checked on Zephyr and went back to the camper to change clothes before the show. Our seats were great, right on the corner where I like them. I like to be able to see most of the arena through my camera lens, yet still be able to see down the long side. I got a few pictures but it turns out I would have been better off not to use the flash.

This picture is of a guy who had been standing on the back of the horse in front, and who just leapt into the air and did a couple somersaults, and is about to land on his feet on the second horse:

This picture is of a lady riding her Lipizzan stallion sidesaddle. I don't know what this movement is called, but he reared and then leapt into the air and kicked out with both feet. In this picture, you can see his hind feet are off the ground by a good 8-12":

Louis left for his hotel right after the show, and Kortney went right to bed. I went back to the barn and hung out with Zephyr for a while, cleaning his stall again and taking him for another walk.

Morning came too soon, but since I didn’t have anywhere to be right away, I let myself stay in bed until almost 8. I wanted a shower but our water hose was frozen solid so I had to just heat a pan of bottled water and make do with a sponge bath. My hair was so tangled I could do nothing more than stuff it into a bun at the back of my neck.

I fed Zephyr and cleaned his stall, then walked him around a bit. Kortney still wasn’t there so I put him away and went to collect her. By 9:00 we were shopping again. I got a couple tubes of Zimectrin Gold and a new rain sheet that actually fit. I also managed to find a new water bucket; you wouldn’t think they would be hard to find but no one had them! I agonized over whether to buy a new Aussie duster… they were only $99 and the one I have is actually GREASY from all the wax I had to apply in order to make it waterproof. I finally decided that I would just think about it and come back later if I decided to buy it. It was much easier to decide that I couldn’t afford it once I wasn’t holding it in my hands!

The last thing I bought was a great trailer tie from http://www.ultracite.com/ - it’s made to automatically release if the horse falls down, and it works SO much better than a regular panic snap. This truly seems to be a fantastic design and I’m proud to have it in my trailer. (The door latch they sell seems a little hokey, but I love the trailer tie.) I paid $25 for mine but their site is confusing… I can’t tell how much they charge for them there.

We went back to the camper and found that our water hose had thawed, so we took showers. At about 2:00 I tacked Zephyr up and rode out behind the buildings for a few minutes so that Kortney could film him strutting his stuff on a paved straightaway... I wanted to show that video to Liz as proof that he really had improved more than he'd been showing her!

Then we went out to the big grassy area to practice foxwalking where we couldn’t hear his footfalls. At that point I sent Kortney off to shop and stay warm; it was very cold and windy again, and I was wearing fewer layers so that I would be comfortable once we got inside the arena. I alternated between the grass and the road, keeping him interested by doing lots of direction and location changes. By 3:15 I was satisfied that not only could he now foxwalk without hearing his footfalls, he could also foxwalk around corners if the turn was gradual enough. At one point we met up with Stoney behind the Young Building and he walked with us over to Mallory. Zephyr hit such a fast foxwalk just then, that I doubt he’s ever gone faster! I was glad we had a witness!

At 3:30 they opened the big door to let us in, and I gave Kortney my coat and his quarter sheet. Louis, Traci, Kate, and Zeke had gone home already, so to my knowledge it was just Kortney and Stoney who were left from our group.

There were three horses for the “Suppling and Strengthening” clinic; a Paso Fino, a Rocky Mountain Horse, and Zephyr. Liz spent some time leading the Paso Fino around to calm him down enough that he could be worked with. While she did that, I used some cones at the gate end of the arena to do some figure-8’s, sidepasses, and turns on the forehand/haunches. I was pleased with his responsiveness.

After she’d calmed the Paso Fino, Liz took Zephyr from me and rode him through the series of patterns that she wanted to show everyone. He did the patterns nicely for her but refused to break out of a slow walk. Just as she was about to be finished with him anyway, he refused to even leave the gate-end of the arena. She commented to me that he was shutting down mentally, that he was tired after being there for four days, and that he’d had enough. She finally had to get off and lead him to the far end, where she got back on and walked him around for another minute, and then handed him back to me while she talked the other two riders through the exercises.

I could tell when I got on that he would be fine; the tiny ‘ladies’ spurs I was wearing were enough to get his attention, and he was being just as responsive to me as he’d been when I first entered the arena. Plus, in the last two weeks, Liz has ridden him four times now and I’ve noticed that he’s NEVER as responsive for her as he is for me. Because of all he’d put her through just then, I was concerned that she would not let me ride him through the exercises myself.

After the other two horses had gone through the patterns, though, she waved me over. First we did some figure 8’s using diagonal aids, then some shoulder-outs, then weaved a line of cones using lateral aids, and finally rode a perfectly straight line between two cones by using only leg aids. He did great on all of it, and Liz commented that I’d done a wonderful job getting him ‘broke to leg.’ She was probably also surprised that he never balked while I rode.

Finally, she had all three horses go around on the rail again together so people could compare the different gaits. Zephyr foxwalked much more consistently than the day before; the work on grass had done wonders. But he seemed grouchy towards the other horses when they got too close, so I was glad when the session was over and I could take him back to the barn.

We gave him hay and water, then loaded our stuff from the camper into the truck, hitched up the trailer, and returned to the barn to load my tack. When it came time to load Zephyr, he balked for the first time in almost a year. I did some groundwork with him for two or three minutes, then tried again. He refused again but when I opened up the divider he stepped right on. Weird, but OK, whatever. I’ll just be sure to take him on a few really short trailer rides to do fun stuff soon… the last two times he’s been on the trailer he’s gone for a 17-hour one-way ride and a 7-hour one-way ride, and they weren’t even to go to a nice fun trail ride! They were both clinics. I think he just needs some more fun in his life.

The first part of the trip was uneventful but I accidentally got off for gas at the SAME DARN EXIT in Southern Maine. And this time, after we drove out of our way to find the gas station, they were both CLOSED. So I had to pay a toll to get back onto the highway WITHOUT any gas… by the time we reached the next Turnpike Plaza I had less than a gallon left. I was pretty mad, both at myself for getting off at the same exit (how did I manage to do that??), and at the gas stations for being closed. Not only that, but somehow I missed the exit for I-95 that I usually take, and had to stay on I-495 which takes longer.

We pulled into the barnyard at 2:30 am. I let Kortney stay in the truck and sleep while I unloaded Zephyr and settled him for the night. After I put him in his stall, I gave him a flake of hay. I was glad to see that when I came back to say goodnight, he willingly left his hay to give me a kiss when I asked for one. I guess all was forgiven now that he was home again.

Arthur, the barnlord, told me that when they went to feed breakfast at 3:30 am, Zephyr was up and looking for them. But after he got his hay he laid down in it and ate, then fell asleep in the middle of a big mouthful, with a bunch of hay still hanging out between his lips. When it came time to go out to the field at 7:00, they opened all the stall doors as usual and he came trotting out; then when he hit the long, straight aisle of the back barn, he galloped down it and out the door. Apparently he chased everyone around for quite a while, galloping and bucking, and otherwise carrying on. I, on the other hand, stayed home sick from work and slept all day.

The video I referred to is here. If you have trouble watching it just update your video playing software (usually Windows Media Player). Sorry, I don't think it will play on a Mac.

Old Orchard Beach: March, 2004

Our friends Bill and Stephanie invited us to ride at Old Orchard Beach in Scarborough. The whole beach is over 7 miles long but there's a pier that you can't go past, about 4 miles down.

They allow horses from Oct. 15 until April 30. That's a whole month longer than Popham Beach where I have gone before!

We met Bill and Stephanie at the beach. It was the perfect day for it, in the mid 40's and sunny with just a light breeze at first. I was fine without a jacket... the others wore long sleeve shirts under windbreakers or coats. I was a little hot with my winter socks, boots, and tights on, and we've still got a full two months that we can go back and ride!! Too bad it's almost 3 hours from here, darnitalltoheckandbackthatsjustnotfair!

We got there around 10:30 and since I had a lot of gear to rig onto my saddle I was the last one ready. We walked for a good long time and when we eventually started trotting, Zephyr and Nettie did not want to stay with our friends. It was Stephanie's first outing with a new horse, and she was taking it really easy! No cantering, and lots of trot/walk transitions. So we said "smellyalata" (with their blessing) and took off, both horses volunteering a beautiful extended trot.

Eventually Nettie hit high gear and Zephyr had to canter to keep up (his top trotting speed is only about 13.5 mph while hers is almost 15... those short legs of his!). Both horses just kept going faster and faster, so we egged them on and had a nice gallop. There were a few people around, so when we passed them we pulled up into a canter, then off we'd go again. What fun!

When we got almost as far as the pier, we waited by the water for our friends. Then a bunch of trotting back towards the trailer, but much more slowly because Stephanie's horse was getting too excited. At one point Traci and I got way far ahead, and I asked someone to take pictures of us trotting by. (I have almost NO pictures of Zephyr moving at ANY speed!) We ended up trotting back and forth a few times. He was thrilled to help out, and we practically had to pry my camera out of his hands when Bill and Steph caught up!


Too bad they were only doing a slow working trot in this shot... I was really hoping for some pictures of them extending!!


Stephanie and Bill on their new Arabians, Kory and Summer.

At one point I got kinda bored and decided to see whether Zephyr would leave the other three horses and canter back towards the pier. He did, and happily! So proud I was. There was a little bit of lugging towards the dry sand but nothing serious. I turned around and let him have a nice gallop to catch up.

A few minutes later, we came upon some people who were flying kites. Stephanie's horse had seen kites before and it was NOT pretty, so I trotted up to them and asked them if they'd mind bringing the kites down until the other horses were past. They were happy to. I was so proud, Zephyr never batted an eye, but I don't think he's ever seen a kite before!

Stephanie was tired of jigging, so they went back to the trailer while Traci and I continued on to the section of calm water we'd seen near the end of the beach. That was the 30 feet of water that we crossed in order to get onto the sandbar. It was almost belly deep... good practice.

There were several other places where shallower water crossed the sandbar, and we had no trouble there either. In fact, at one point Nettie trotted right across a section of wet sand that in the past would have made her throw on the brakes! We trotted all the way to the end (walking through all the water crossings) and I said "Hey, let's see if they'll trot all the way back, through the water and everything!"


On the way back down the sandbar to the beach.

We did, and they did! Two of the three water crossings were about knee deep, and maybe 15 feet wide. The last one was especially cool... Traci had stopped Nettie at the edge and I decided to see whether Zephyr would trot right past her through the water. He did! He got about 15 feet across (halfway) before the water got so deep that he couldn't lift his feet high enough anymore. I was so proud!

We'd been riding for about 2 hours at that point, with lots of trotting, cantering, and galloping, and the horses were not tired. If anything, they were more ready to GO than they'd started! That's a great thing to see when you're riding a horse you're training for distance competition!!!

We went back to the trailer, loaded up, and had a nice lunch with our friends at a famous local restaurant. I had the best banana cream pie I've ever tasted!

Old Orchard Beach: April, 2004

Traci and I took the horses to Old Orchard Beach again last weekend. It’s a two and a half hour drive, so the plan was to ride on Saturday with Bill (Steph was busy), then stay Saturday night with them, and all ride together again on Sunday. We had been looking forward to visiting with them, and also to the steak dinner and hot tub that awaited us, ever since our last trip down.

On Friday night I planned to hook up the trailer, check the tire pressure, and load the hay/water/tack. But when I arrived I found that there was an enormous mud puddle right where I’d need to get out of the truck while hitching up! I switched to a different pair of boots, a pair that had a rubber foot part and a leather lace-up upper. It was the best I could do, but it wasn’t good enough because the puddle turned out to be a good 10” deep! Since I was hitching up alone, I had to get in and out of the truck several times to check my work. After the first three times, I decided the next time my boots would surely soak through, so maybe I should try jumping from the truck to the outer edge of the puddle. Unfortunately, I underestimated the width of the puddle, and overestimated the distance I could leap! I ended up thoroughly soaked, but I did manage to finish my pre-trip chores with the help of a change of jeans.

On Saturday morning, Traci and I got to the barn at around 4:30. It was pouring! We were both glad that since I had done everything I could the night before, all we would have to do was brush the (muddy) ponies and load ‘em up. We planned to leave the barnyard no later than 5:30 so we could stop for gas and food, and still get to the beach by 8:30 to meet Bill.

The front part of our barn has a couple of tack rooms just inside the front door, off to the left and up a 12” (or so) step. I came out of the tack room into the barn aisle, carrying my shipping boots and brush box, and had just stepped down onto the barn floor with my right foot, when suddenly it twisted underneath me! I actually heard a really loud pop, and then felt excruciating pain! I dropped my stuff and sat down hard onto the step while a bloodcurdling scream rattled the barn roof. I was still screaming when our barnlord and Traci came running to my aid. I am sorry to say that my choice of wording was not very nice! All I could think of (besides the pain) was how mad I was that this had to happen on the weekend of our beach trip... I was bound and determined that we would NOT miss out on this!

Traci ran for the first aid kit in the trailer (very easy to locate, thanks to my new storage system), and meanwhile I managed to stop screaming. Arthur had me extend my leg, and after a minute I was able to slip my shoe off for inspection. We decided that since I could wiggle my toes without pain, I’d probably just pulled something, or popped something out and then back in. We vet wrapped it, and they set me up in the doorway with my foot on some stuff to keep it elevated. I asked Traci to brush my horse for me because darnit, we were still going even if only Traci got to ride!

Traci started brushing Nettie and I could tell it was going to be time consuming to get all that mud off. There was no way we’d leave remotely on time if Traci had to groom both horses! Luckily, the pain was starting to subside. I stood up to test it, and found that I could walk without extreme pain, so I went to brush Zephyr.

We got done in a reasonable amount of time and loaded the horses. I had thought I’d ask Traci to drive but she’d never driven this rig and I knew she wasn’t excited to try it for the first time when it was fully loaded. I decided to use cruise control once we were on the highway, and switch off to Traci if I absolutely had to.

We were about an hour and a half away from home when we both decided we really needed to stop and use the facilities. Luckily, there was a rest stop ahead. It turned out that the state police were using the rest stop for a mandatory truck check... I wasn’t sure if I was legally supposed to stop but I suspected I was, and we had to pee anyway, so we stopped.

The policemen were all wearing long yellow rain slickers. I buzzed my window down. “I wasn’t sure whether we had to stop.”

The rain dripped off the plastic-covered brim of his hat as he nodded. “Yep, ya do. Where ya headed?”

“We’re going riding at Old Orchard Beach.”

There was a long pause; I watched the rain course down the folds in his rain slicker.

“Huh. You sure picked a day for it!”

“We ride Endurance and Competitive Trail. It doesn’t count if it’s easy,” we laughed. I didn’t bother to mention that we were also going in spite of a newly sprained ankle.

He looked startled and confused. “Well anyway, I need to see your registration please.”

A little background here... Maine has a law that I’ve heard is kind of unusual. They require all pickups towing livestock trailers to be registered as a Commercial vehicle because the gross vehicle weight will be more than 6,000 pounds. So when I registered my new truck last spring, I told them I needed a commercial plate because I would be hauling a horse trailer, and needed the 9,000 pound weight rating. I remember paying the extra $3 for it.

“Huh. You aren’t registered for a high enough gross vehicle weight. They’ve got you listed as Commercial but only at 6,000 pounds!”

Long story short... the DMV obviously screwed up my registration, and now I have to go back and pay another $3 to have it fixed. No big deal, but we’d now lost another 25 minutes.

Back on the road after our potty break, we decided to call Bill and Steph’s house to let them know about our delays. We didn’t give specifics; figured the gory details would wait! The rest of the trip went smoothly and we arrived at the beach just after the rain quit and the clouds started to clear.

Bill was there waiting next to his new rig, the U.S.S. Big Ass Trailer. When I got out and limped across to him, he rightfully forgave us our 45 minute delay!

After inspecting his new trailer we all tacked up and I gingerly mounted. Gee, a 14.2h horse seems a lot taller when you can’t hop up and down on your right foot!

Luckily, when I tested my weight on it in the stirrup, I decided it would be just fine. As long as I locked my ankle and allowed my toe to stray to the outside a bit, I didn’t really notice any pain.

We headed across the parking lot and out onto the beach. It was the bottom of low tide, so the beach was wide and flat, with wonderful hardpack footing. All three horses were full of vinegar, as they say! They love the beach, it’s their only chance to really stretch out. The wind was at our backs, the sun was out, and the temperature was probably in the mid 40s. Once we started trotting, we all started stripping! The gloves and windbreakers just HAD to GO!

After a bit of argument with both Zephyr and Nettie, we settled into a nice slow trot to match Bill’s horse Summer. Apparently his big trot is very uncomfortable, so Bill either trots at about 8 mph, or canters. We probably did a mile or so at that speed before we started extending the trot, and eventually cantering. Traci and I also got in a bit of a gallop. I had to take it easy because I wasn’t totally sure how strong my ankle was, and the posting trot had already kind of tired it out. Still though, it was a lovely fast gallop, even if it wasn’t as long as we would have liked!

We rode for about an hour and a half. Because we got there just after the rain stopped, we had the entire beach to ourselves! There were a few people, but not many, and no other horses. It was a wonderful treat!

There is a pier at the far end of the beach from the parking lot, and a sandbar at the near end. The distance between them is about 3.7 miles. You can see the pier here, and the sandbar would be at the top of the picture if it was low tide... but in this picture it's actually close to high tide so the sandbar is pretty much gone. At low tide the beach is twice as wide.

Once we got back to the sandbar end, we crossed the knee-deep water onto the sandbar and played around in the tide pools out there, letting the horses trot through them and splash water up onto their bellies to cool themselves. We were disappointed to not be able to get them into the surf. Zephyr had gone in on his very first beach trip (Nettie wasn’t there) with the help of my friend who was on foot, but since then, neither had been willing. This was his fourth trip and her third... we’d had high hopes. Oh well, no big deal, the time will come!

We walked back to the trailer smiling from ear to ear.

On the way to Bill’s house we stopped at a store, so I took the opportunity to get a picture of the two rigs together. This, my friends, is the U.S.S. Big Ass Trailer – not the biggest trailer out there, for sure, but the biggest I’ve ever been privileged to set foot in! It’s only a 3h slant but the living quarters are HUGE. My trailer, in comparison, is a 2h straight load with dressing room.

Once at Bill’s, we settled Zephyr and Nettie into a paddock together and stood back hoping the sparks wouldn’t fly. They’ve never shared a paddock, and Nettie has studded shoes on! We turned them loose and they trotted off together, then Nettie swung her butt over and he followed suit... they kicked at each other with both hind feet for a couple seconds, and squealed a lot, but they were done before Traci and I could do more than yell. Still, we were about to take them out of the paddock when Bill promised that was all they’d do. He was right – from that moment on they were inseparable